I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuff them in my crotch, because my erection took up all my pants and half the kitchen.

“I made love to a woman 20 years older than me. The impressive part is that I wa…”

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”

“A brick could be used as a yes, and a blanket could be a no. Make your life so …”