I worked with a sketch artist, but I was driving fast when I saw the suspect, so the drawing came out blurry.

“If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man fo…”

“The US is at a point where just when the people imagine things can’t get any wo…”

“My armpits smell like a baboon belch, which doesn’t make me want to shower, as …”

“I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it co…”