I would consider myself a regular at my favorite bar, but there’s nothing normal about me.

“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”

“On TV, I can hit the mute button and silence any moron. I wish real life came w…”

“For me, the badlands are entirely too naughty. The whole time I was in South Da…”

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”