I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely populated for a relationship.

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“The elevator wasn’t empty; it was full of fragrance. The perfume that lingered …”

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“I work as a husband, but I’m also trying to get employment as a neighbor. Sugar…”