I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.

“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I nee…”

“I’m winning over fans every day. They’re not my fans, but at least they’re losi…”

“People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just go…”

“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered …”