I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.


“You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.”

“The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.
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“Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, beca…”

“Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so…”