I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.

“The longest I have ever gone without sex is sixteen years. But to my credit, el…”

“I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.”

“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”

“A blanket could be used to cover up my leftover meatloaf. But I’m not intereste…”