I wouldn’t want to work in a nursery, because I can’t deal with children. Or bees. Can I offer you some tea, or some biscuits and a diaper?

“If it’s not one thing, it’s another. The other thing is, of course, two. That m…”

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed capt…”

“Money’s a tool, like a wrench, and until I make more I need to tighten my belt.”

“Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference…”