I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.

“A blanket that has arms to hold you when you are sad, now that's what I call a …”

“Things I’ve learned the hard way: #1) When you’re making a door-to-door sales p…”

“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of…”

“I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.”