I wrote a zen koan once about love, but it didn’t make any sense. That’s how I knew I had accurately described love.

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining …”

“Price per man has shot up, because so many men were shot up that we need many m…”

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in …”

“A brick could be used like a used car salesman uses people. I know, because I u…”