I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.

“What I know about being in love can be summed up in three words: Huh, who me?”

“The customs of the customers should be custom designed by me, and sold to the b…”

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”