I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the environment. But that’s just who I am. I’m a thoughtful guy.


“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a…”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”

“My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had…”

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”