I'd have to ask Oberon to leave him a present on his front doorstep. He'd do it camouflaged too, so that even if Mr. Semerdjian was watching - and he probably would be - it would appear to be undeniable, physical evidence that, sometimes, shit just happens.

“What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.”

“Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it…”

“Dude. If that was a Shakespearean quote duel, he just kicked your ass.”

“Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, th…”