I’d like to assess all the asses on the beach. By hand. I should try to get a sponsorship from an oven mitt manufacturer.

“If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …”

“Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point…”

“There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the po…”

“I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.”