I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.

“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”

“The people need to know that the people need to know. And I’m just the man to l…”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”