I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”