I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.

“Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.”

“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

“His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it ba…”

“I don’t like sleeping, but I do like watching the inside of my eyelids. That’s …”