I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.

“To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the so…”

“It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obv…”

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”