I’d make a great color commentator. Turquoise.

“For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.”

“He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the broth…”

“Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading …”

“A blanket could be used like a friend, if you’re the sort of person who uses th…”