I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as foul as it is now.

“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, bu…”

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those …”

“Without rules, there’d be nothing to break. Well, except glass, dance, and bric…”

“A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
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