I’d punch a guy that likes a girl 16 years younger. Especially if that guy was 18 years old.

“If I were in Steve Prefontaine’s shoes, I’d have done the same thing he did. Ex…”

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 …”

“I’d run 26.2 miles to eat a Marathon candy bar.”

“I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my pr…”