I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. Ladies, I hope this indicates what kind of lover I’d make.

“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”

“I want to be like air. Invisible, yet everybody needs me in their life.”

“I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me …”