I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could pin my rating on his lapel.

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”

“Alone is just another word for love.”

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“The task may be simple for me, but if I make it look too easy, you won’t apprec…”