I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the romantic me.

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“I’m like a praying mantis, except not so devout. And I make love like a monk in…”

“A brick could be used to attract a potential life partner. Yes indeed, and it’s…”

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intes…”