I’d rather own something that’s worth millions to nobody, than something that’s worth nothing to millions.

“I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.”

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this m…”

“Baby toys were left at my door. Either someone’s trying to get my attention, or…”

“I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness…”