I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.

“I didn’t do it, because not doing seemed like the right thing to do. I’ll alway…”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“When I look in the mirror, I see not only the person I am, but the person I cou…”

“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”