I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t complain when I want to bring tortilla chips to bed.

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“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining …”

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”