I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.

“I’m going to name my firstborn son 0123456789, because I want him to learn to c…”

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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“Toothpaste pie is no substitute for swishing around minty-fresh love in your mo…”

“I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t b…”