I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know?…”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”