If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.

“A brick could be a columnist for the New York Times, and could even win a Nobel…”

“My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close…”

“Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’…”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”