If a man was choking, what would I do? Well, I’d remove my penis from his throat.

“The state of North Carolina, Daisy, and John Wayne walked into a bar, and I sho…”

“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle wh…”

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and …”

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”