If a woman says she got a bad haircut, and I agree with her, am I being agreeable, or an asshole?

“My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.”

“My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—wh…”

“I’m thirsting for fame. I’m so fucking thirsty. Somebody bring me a tall glass …”

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”