If all the centenarians formed their own country, they’d be both the youngest country in the world, and the oldest.

“I can’t even hear the phrase ‘Four score and seven years ago’ without thinking …”

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father,…”