If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?

“I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.”

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“I surround myself with salt, so it soaks up the humidity from my steamy solo lo…”

“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age,…”