If anybody ever tells me to face them like a man, I’ll get offended, because my face can’t grow a beard.

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so…”

“I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I…”

“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to …”

“I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.”