If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my bare feet of freedom. And I'd tell everyone that freedom causes blisters.

“In a depression, I’d imagine rich people try to dress like they’re poor, and po…”

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”

“Too many people talk about the weather, and not enough people talk about agricu…”

“She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my …”