If I converted an old bubble gum machine into a Love Dispenser, and charged a quarter for some love, then people probably wouldn’t be so upset if they stepped in Love, no matter how sticky it might be.

“In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.”

“This is America. Every vote counts. Sometimes twice, if it helps me get elected.”

“If you carry all my love, it won’t get heavy and make you weak. In fact, my lov…”

“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth…”