If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would tell you, “I would tell you, but you wouldn’t understand,” but you wouldn’t understand what you wouldn’t understand.

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

“In the 48 hours following my discovery of her infidelity, I found out she’d bee…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”