If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.

“A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to…”

“In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though …”

“I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”

“By the time I tell you to start doing something, it’s time for you to stop list…”