If I could sleep with any literary character, I’d love to sleep with The Cat in the Hat. But don’t tell Cap’n, because he might get jealous and meow at me.

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and …”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“If my father were Cupid, and my mother were Helen Keller, I suppose I probably …”