If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”

“Salmon swim against my stream of consciousness.”