If I ever see an alien fishing in Scotland, and witness it catching the Loch Ness Monster, I’d probably assume the world would want me to write a poem about the event, rather than take pictures of it.

“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I a…”

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at…”

“A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn sign…”