If I found money, I’d turn it in—for the reward. Unless the reward money was less than the value of the money I found, and obviously it would be, in which case I’d keep the money.

“I started writing to get women, or rather a particular woman, and I continue wr…”

“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“Your fate is like a new jar of peanut butter. It may be sealed, but you can cho…”