If I get home, I'll be so stinking rich, I'll be able to pay someone to do my hearing.

“Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at pe…”

“So, in a way, my name being drawn in the reaping was a real piece of luck," say…”

“But I have to confess, I'm glad you two had at least a few months of happiness …”

“We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared”