If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and someone says, Going up? I like to give them that blank road kill dead in the eyes look.

“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“A blanket could be used as a sail for my self-esteem when I’m floating upstream…”

“She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our lov…”

“We had a mythical love. Some would say, including her, that it didn’t exist.”