If I give you an historical reference, am I dating myself? No, because the only way I could date myself is if I had a clone—and he was gay.

“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outl…”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be used instead of gold, silver, and bronze me…”

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly…”

“I ran over a dog last night on my way home, and then I wondered what my wife ha…”