If I had a choice between walking along a sidewalk with no rails and a thousand foot drop, or jumping in a tank full of blood and sharks, I’d choose the sharks.

“I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why…”

“I need to convince John to convince Jim to convince Jason that I don’t need con…”

“As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pa…”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”