If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine how I’d feel being jealous of myself?

“One evening we made love all morning.”

“I told him he needed a faucet and a basin, and I let this information sink in.”

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”

“I watch basketball like I watch baseball: I don’t. I’d much rather watch grass …”