If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.

“I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, b…”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”

“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”