If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s shadow, I’d have a penny more than ninety nine cents. And even then that’s because I muttered it to myself this morning in the shower.

“The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s …”

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers…”

“My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I g…”

“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unlea…”