If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a middle name to wear as a safety harness, I think I’d be much better equipped to mow the snow.

“I knew it, but I knew you didn’t know I knew it, so I knew to not let you know …”

“Love is like a banana, and I keep it in my pocket on cold days to warm up my ha…”

“If you have one dollar and I have a hundred dollars, I could say I have a hundr…”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”